Jokes

How can you tell when a hedgehog has been in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter!

When do hedgehogs have eight feet?
When there are two of them.

What do short-sighted hedgehogs wear?
Spike-tackles!

What did the hedgehog say to the librarian?
Can I burrow this book please?

What is a hedgehog's favourite food?
Prickled onions!

What did the hedgehog say when it backed into a cactus?
Is that you, Mum?

What language to hedgehogs speak?
Spine language!

How do hedgehogs play leapfrog?
Very carefully!

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog and a sheep?
An animal that knits its own jumpers.

What did the birthday balloon say to the hedgehog?
Hi, Pop!

Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own?....

because it’s too tyred!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Wheel!
Wheel who?
Wheel tell ya when you open the door!

What do you call the head of a cycling club?...

The official Spokes-person